1. Blackouts
  2. “Filling in the census, I realised there wasn’t much to report beyond the fact that I didn’t have a wife and ten children and I didn’t believe in the resurrected Christ.”
  3. Recidivist paint inhaling.  (The mugshot is not to be missed.)
  4. Does he get fifth ammendment protection?
  5. Jihadville.
  6. Non-gay ringers on gay softball teams.
  7. Extreme ironing.