1. Frontiers of performance enhancing drugs:  poker.
  2. Tweeting birds.
  3. “You know what surprised me?  No one drew a single vagina.”
  4. Lady Edith with googly eyes.
  5. Good story but the author’s credibility is significantly reduced when he imagines that Snoop would ever have seeds in his stash.
  6. Washing Watson’s mouth out with soap.