1. How to do a credible Italian accent.
  2. “What I’d ask is that you not copyedit this like a Freshman essay.”
  3. Duet with Siri.
  4. See if you can watch the first 2 minutes of Straight No Chaser and not watch the entire 90 minute movie.
  5. Dudley Moore’s Beethoven parody.
  6. Woody Allen is funnier than Ethan Coen.