1. Canada’s English language test for immigrants.
  2. Upon reflection, Twisted Sister might be persuaded to take it.
  3. Mustards inspired by Russian nemesises.
  4. Food Carts inspired by literature.
  5. Recreating Dock Ellis’ LSD-fueled Major League no-hitter.
  6. Sarah Palin’s movie debuts to an empty house in Orange County, California, home of John Wayne Airport.