1. A winner is declared in the contest to smuggle the phrase “I smoke crack rocks” into a published article.
  2. Surprisingly accurate account coupled with stunningly confused extrapolation of the Ellsberg ambiguity experiment.
  3. Julian Assange’s OKCupid profile.
  4. Salvia market boom after circulation of Miley Cyrus bong video.
  5. Where are you in the income distribution?
  6. FBI informant infiltrates Irvine, CA mosque.  Muslims are so alarmed at his violent provocations they get a restraining order against him.