1. Telling a joke about the Dalai Lama to the Dalai Lama.
  2. Cricket and the Billie Jean mystery.
  3. This way you can write normal and still refuse to obey the lines.
  4. Search Sarah Palin’s inbox.  My searches:  pics, confidential, bastards, the indian with one testicle.  Post your favorite searches in the comments.
  5. This is my new favorite blog:  Helpful Hints for Everyday Living.