1. The device in question almost rhymes with rickshaw.
  2. This explains why there are so many missing parts.
  3. During my years in Berkeley I made sure that this man told me “I hate you” at least once a week. (Where’s Stoney Burke??)
  4. Best use of dead trees ever. (But what if she’s actually crying?)
  5. 16 items available only in Chinese WalMarts.