1. This review of the new David Mitchell novel is pretty close.  I would add this.  Mitchell has total mastery of prose and microstructure, yes, but here he’s trying to be conventional and in many places I was just bored. I prefer Number9Dream with no attempt whatsoever at macrostructure. What should I read next?
  2. Somehow it’s more funny when phones do this than when my kids do.
  3. The Grateful Dead sing the star-spangled banner.
  4. Mother’s Day makes Mothers want to cheat on their husbands.
  5. Caffeine overdose calculator.
  6. Krakow prison tattoos preserved in formaldehyde.