I think all sides should compromise.  We should build a very tiny mosque.  And it should have wings.  The Ground Zero Mosquito.  But instead of sucking your blood it would enrich your blood with the dual nectars of Retribution and Tolerance.  We will all make pilgrimages to the site and our children will line up to be kissed by it.  And one by one they will announce their mosquito-induced blessings like “I want to vanquish all of those who do Evil to our homeland but still I Love them all the same.”  Thank you Ground Zero Mosquito!

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