- The Kindly Ones. Jonathan Littel is an American who adopted the French language to write this massive novel on the experience of a rising star in the SS during the Second World War. I found that the detailed descriptions of torture and sodomy don’t work well in the English translation. On the other hand Littel’s French seems forced so I opted for the Japanese translation which kept my attention through page 467.
- The World According to Mr. Rogers: Important Things to Remember. Ostensibly a memoir of a man who raised a generation’s children via television, but you can read this book as an intellectual history of the golden age of falsetto puppetry.
- Working with Power Tools (New Best of Fine Woodworking.) Among a handful of the best technical manuals specifically covering portable power tools I have read all year. There is something good on every page and this is now my standard reference on the rotary lathe.
- The Alex Studies: Communicative and Cognitive Abilities of Grey Parrots. Irene Pepperberg’s seminal masterwork. Perhaps the vegetarian’s most compelling case against persuadable carnivores – requires extrapolation from parrots to other species.
- Michael Jackson’s Complete Guide to Single Malt Scotch. Indispensable for the moon-walking sophisticate. Intriguing chapter on how wearing a glove challenges the tastebuds.
- Return to the Hundred Acre Woods. The wisdom of Christopher Robin and Owl for a new generation. Even Yana was transported to a kinder world.

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October 31, 2009 at 12:37 am
xan
literally the funniest thing I’ve read all week!
October 31, 2009 at 11:41 am
Guan Yang
LOL.
October 31, 2009 at 12:12 pm
David Zetland
Awesome (and subtle too!) — keep it up!!
October 31, 2009 at 2:49 pm
ALawStudent
LOL–I *love* it. Perfect!! Please keep it up–am sending to all my friends.
October 31, 2009 at 3:39 pm
Khurram
“Or, Hansonically speaking, do I actually believe the opposite of all this?”
October 31, 2009 at 7:38 pm
Kat
This is absolutely great stuff.
(I’m only sorry I can’t have the pleasure of passing on the link to anyone else, because everyone who would think it was funny already reads MR!)
November 1, 2009 at 4:57 am
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November 1, 2009 at 11:45 am
Karthik Sivaramakrishnan
LOL!
November 1, 2009 at 4:45 pm
James
sooo goood